This Chad guy managed to EXPEL the Faceless Old Woman from his home by SUMMONING SOME ENTITY THAT THE FACELESS OLD WOMAN COULD NOT UNDERSTAND?
Please don’t drop this plotline, I am deeply interested now.
- Steve Carlsberg (via nightshadetears)
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW
Always reblog because perfection.
I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.
This is sacred
This is beautiful.